About Us
Joes Diner is a Burgers takeaway in Oldham. Why don't you try our Lemon Cake Shake or Chocolate Bar?

Reviews
223 reviews
melissa
"The delivery driver was rude very rude had a bad attuide food was lovely on the other hand !"
16/05/2022
Amanda
"Missing drink"
15/05/2022
Janine
"Arrived very quickly and the food was great, as always."
30/04/2022
Katie
"Chip weren't that great, had to bin them. It was like they'd been reheated in a microwave a fair few times. Normally enjoy food from here."
28/04/2022
Menu
Monster Energy 500ml Can
£2.00
Monster Mango Loco 500ml Can
£2.00
Coca-Cola Original Taste 330ml Can
£1.10
Coca-Cola Original Taste 500ml Bottle
£1.65
Diet Coke 330ml Can
£1.00
Fanta Orange 330ml Can
£1.32
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml Can
£1.32
San Pellegrino - 0.33L
£1.32
Relentless
£1.10
Lucozade Orange
£1.43
Lucozade Original
£1.43
Water
£0.99
Fresh Juice Apple
£0.88
Fresh Juice Orange
£0.88
Vimto - 0.33L
£1.32
Fentimans Cola
£1.71
Joe's Classic Burger Regular
Single steak burger with cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£3.38
Joe's Classic Burger Meal
Single steak burger with cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.35
Joe's Double Burger Regular
Double steak burger with cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.23
Joe's Double Burger Meal
Double steak burger with cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£5.20
Joe's Double Bacon Burger Regular
Double steak burger with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.59
Joe's Double Bacon Burger Meal
Double steak burger with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£5.56
Joe's Chaddy Cheese Burger Regular
Double steak burger with our special homemade smokehouse sauce, American cheese, lettuce, onion rings, red onion & tomato
£4.59
Joe's Chaddy Cheese Burger Meal
Double steak burger with our special homemade smokehouse sauce, American cheese, lettuce, onion rings, red onion & tomato
£5.56
Joe's Double BBQ Burger Regular
Double steak burger with our own bbq sauce, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.23
Joe's Double BBQ Burger Meal
Double steak burger with our own bbq sauce, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£5.20
Joe's Chicken Burger Regular
Fresh chicken breast chargrilled with lettuce, red onion & tomato
£3.63
Joe's Chicken Burger Meal
Fresh chicken breast chargrilled with lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.59
Joe's Chicken Cheese Burger Regular
Fresh chicken breast chargrilled with American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.11
Joe's Chicken Cheese Burger Meal
Fresh chicken breast chargrilled with American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.59
Joe's JFC Burger Regular
Fresh chicken deep fried in our special fried chicken mix with American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.18
Joe's JFC Burger Meal
Fresh chicken deep fried in our special fried chicken mix with American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£5.56
Chicken & Bacon Regular
£3.63
Chicken & Bacon Baguette
£4.35
Chicken Regular
£3.14
Chicken Baguette
£3.87
Steak Regular
£3.38
Steak Baguette
£4.11
Steak, Onions & Mushrooms Regular
£4.11
Steak, Onions & Mushrooms Baguette
£4.59
Chaddy Cheese Steak Regular
Steak, onions, mushrooms, cheese & our famous smokehouse sauce
£4.47
Chaddy Cheese Steak Baguette
Steak, onions, mushrooms, cheese & our famous smokehouse sauce
£5.20
Peri Peri Chicken Regular
£3.87
Peri Peri Chicken Baguette
£4.59
Reggea Reggea Chicken Regular
£3.87
Reggea Reggea Chicken Baguette
£4.59
Chicken Teriyaki Regular
£3.38
Chicken Teriyaki Baguette
£4.11
Bacon Regular
£2.66
Bacon Large
£3.26
Bacon Toast
£3.50
Bacon Baguette
£3.99
Bacon & Egg Regular
£3.14
Bacon & Egg Large
£3.63
Bacon & Egg Toast
£3.99
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£4.35
Bacon & Sausage Regular
£3.26
Bacon & Sausage Large
£3.75
Bacon & Sausage Toast
£4.11
Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£4.47
Bacon, Sausage & Egg Regular
£3.75
Bacon, Sausage & Egg Large
£4.23
Bacon, Sausage & Egg Toast
£4.59
Bacon, Sausage & Egg Baguette
£4.96
Bacon & Cheese Regular
£3.02
Bacon & Cheese Large
£3.63
Bacon & Cheese Toast
£3.87
Bacon & Cheese Baguette
£4.23
Bacon, Cheese & Egg Regular
£3.50
Bacon, Cheese & Egg Large
£3.99
Bacon, Cheese & Egg Toast
£4.35
Bacon, Cheese & Egg Baguette
£4.71
Bacon & Mushroom Regular
£3.02
Bacon & Mushroom Large
£3.50
Bacon & Mushroom Toast
£3.87
Bacon & Mushroom Baguette
£4.23
Bacon & Black Pudding Regular
£3.14
Bacon & Black Pudding Large
£3.63
Bacon & Black Pudding Toast
£3.99
Bacon & Black Pudding Baguette
£4.35
Spam Regular
£2.66
Spam Large
£3.38
Spam Toast
£3.50
Spam Baguette
£4.11
Spam & Bacon Regular
£3.26
Spam & Bacon Large
£3.75
Spam & Bacon Toast
£4.11
Spam & Bacon Baguette
£4.47
Spam & Sausage Regular
£3.26
Spam & Sausage Large
£3.75
Spam & Sausage Toast
£4.11
Spam & Sausage Baguette
£4.47
Spam, Bacon, Sausage & Egg Regular
£4.35
Spam, Bacon, Sausage & Egg Large
£4.84
Spam, Bacon, Sausage & Egg Toast
£5.20
Spam, Bacon, Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.56
Spam & Egg Regular
£3.14
Spam & Egg Large
£3.63
Spam & Egg Toast
£3.99
Spam & Egg Baguette
£4.35
Spam & Mushroom Regular
£3.14
Spam & Mushroom Large
£3.63
Spam & Mushroom Toast
£4.11
Spam & Mushroom Baguette
£4.35
Spam & Cheese Regular
£3.14
Spam & Cheese Large
£3.63
Spam & Cheese Toast
£3.99
Spam & Cheese Baguette
£4.35
Sausage Regular
£2.66
Sausage Large
£3.14
Sausage Toast
£3.50
Sausage Baguette
£3.87
Sausage & Egg Regular
£3.26
Sausage & Egg Large
£3.75
Sausage & Egg Toast
£4.11
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£4.47
Sausage & Mushroom Regular
£3.26
Sausage & Mushroom Large
£3.63
Sausage & Mushroom Toast
£4.11
Sausage & Mushroom Baguette
£4.47
Sausage & Cheese Regular
£3.14
Sausage & Cheese Large
£3.63
Sausage & Cheese Toast
£4.11
Sausage & Cheese Baguette
£4.35
Egg Regular
£2.17
Egg Large
£2.66
Egg Toast
£3.02
Egg Baguette
£3.38
Scrambled Egg Regular
£2.66
Scrambled Egg Large
£3.14
Scrambled Egg Toast
£3.50
Scrambled Egg Baguette
£3.87
Cheese Regular
£2.42
Cheese Large
£2.90
Cheese Toast
£3.26
Cheese Baguette
£3.63
Peanut Butter and Jam - Baguette
Real crunchy peanut butter covered in strawberry jam served on a warm buttered baguette
£3.63
Make Your Own Box
The Stack
2 x Sausage, 2 x bacon, egg, cheese & hash brown served on a large white muffin
£4.35
The Big Stack
2 x Bacon, 2 x sausage, spam, egg, cheese & 2 x hash browns served on a large white muffin
£5.08
The Mega Stack
3 x Sausage, 3 x bacon, spam, cheese, egg & 2 x hash browns served on a large white muffin
£5.92
Club Sandwich Mayonnaise
Chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, served on 3 slices of toast with an option of mayonnaise or salad cream
£4.71
Club Sandwich Salad Cream
Chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, served on 3 slices of toast with an option of mayonnaise or salad cream
£4.71
Ham Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.42
Ham Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.75
Ham & Egg Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.90
Ham & Egg Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.99
Ham & Tomato Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.66
Ham & Tomato Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.75
Ham & Cheese Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.91
Ham & Cheese Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.99
Ham Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.90
Ham Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.99
Ham Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Muffin
£3.14
Ham Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Baguette
£4.23
Cheese Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.42
Cheese Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.26
Cheese Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.66
Cheese Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.75
Cheese Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Muffin
£3.14
Cheese Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Baguette
£4.23
Dry Tuna Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.17
Dry Tuna Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.26
Tuna Mayonnaise Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.29
Tuna Mayonnaise Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.38
Tuna Mayo & Cheese Melt Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.78
Tuna Mayo & Cheese Melt Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.87
Tuna Mayo Crunch Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.78
Tuna Mayo Crunch Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.87
Chicken Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.42
Chicken Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.50
Chicken Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.90
Chicken Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.99
Chicken Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Muffin
£3.14
Chicken Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Baguette
£4.23
Chicken & Stuffing Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.66
Chicken & Stuffing Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.75
Chicken in Sweet Chilli Sauce Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.54
Chicken in Sweet Chilli Sauce Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.36
Chicken Goujon (Hot) Cold Buffet Muffin
£3.38
Chicken Goujon (Hot) Cold Buffet Baguette
£4.47
Chicken & Chorizo (Hot) Cold Buffet Muffin
£3.38
Chicken & Chorizo (Hot) Cold Buffet Baguette
£4.47
BLT Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.78
BLT Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.50
Beef Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.66
Beef Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.50
Beef Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.90
Beef Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.99
Beef Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Muffin
£3.14
Beef Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Baguette
£4.23
Egg Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.17
Egg Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.26
Egg Mayo Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.42
Egg Mayo Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.02
Egg Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.90
Egg Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.50
Salad Box Plain Cold Buffet
£3.02
Salad Cold Buffet Cheese
£3.75
Salad Cold Buffet Meats
£3.75
Corned Beef Muffin
£2.86
Corned Beef Baguette
£3.52
Chips
Option for - Chunky chips OR fries
£2.17
Chips & Gravy
£3.14
Chips & Curry
£3.38
Cheesy Chips
£2.66
Chips & Beans
£3.14
Cheese Chips & Beans
£3.63
Cheesy Chips & Curry
£4.11
Sausage, Chips & Gravy
£3.87
Sausage, Chips & Curry
£3.87
Pie & Chips
£3.63
Meat & Potato Pie
£1.81
Meat Pie
£1.81
Cheese & Onion Pie
£1.81
Steak & Kidney Pie
£1.81
Cheesy Nachos
£3.75
Crisps Cheese and onion
£0.72
Crisps Ready salted
£0.72
Crisps Salt and vinegar
£0.72
Bacon Mushrooms
£3.14
Sausage and Mushroom
£3.14
Potato Cakes x2 & Eggs x2
£3.32
Crumpets (2) & Eggs (2)
£3.38
Crumpets with Jam
£3.38
Large Buttered Muffin
£0.72
4oz Tub of Beans
£0.84
4oz Tub of Chopped Tinned Tomatoes
£0.84
Dip BBQ
£0.55
Dip Brown
£0.55
Dip Buffalo
£0.55
Dip Garlic Mayonnaise
£0.55
Dip Jerk
£0.55
Dip Mango Pineapple & Habanero
£0.55
Dip Mayonnaise
£0.55
Dip Peri Peri
£0.55
Dip Salad Cream
£0.55
Dip Smoke House
£0.55
Dip Sriracha
£0.55
Dip Sweet Chilli
£0.55
Dip Teriyaki
£0.55
Dip Tomato Ketchup
£0.55
Dip Yoghurt & Mint
£0.55
Belgium Waffles 2 Pieces
Hot
£3.63
Belgium Waffles 3 Pieces
Hot
£4.71
Belgium Waffles 4 Pieces
Hot
£5.56
Strawberry Classic Shake Regular
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
£3.63
Strawberry Classic Shake Large
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
£4.23
Chocolate Classic Shake Regular
£3.63
Chocolate Classic Shake Large
£4.23
Banana Classic Shake Regular
£3.63
Banana Classic Shake Large
£4.23
Joe's Classic Shake Regular
Any 1 chocolate bar with vanilla ice cream
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
£3.63
Joe's Classic Shake Large
Any 1 chocolate bar with vanilla ice cream
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
£4.23
Strawberry Shortcake Shake Regular
Strawberry milkshake with milky bar & shortbread
£4.23
Strawberry Shortcake Shake Large
Strawberry milkshake with milky bar & shortbread
£4.84
Bananarama Shake Regular
Banana milkshake with milky bar & shortbread
£4.23
Bananarama Shake Large
Banana milkshake with milky bar & shortbread
£4.84
Eastern Delight Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Turkish delight & bounty
£4.84
Eastern Delight Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Turkish delight & bounty
£5.44
Joe's Supreme Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Ferrero Rocher, fresh strawberries & Cadbury's flake
£5.44
Joe's Supreme Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Ferrero Rocher, fresh strawberries & Cadbury's flake
£6.05
The Pink Pig Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with pink pigs & strawberry skulls
£4.23
The Pink Pig Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with pink pigs & strawberry skulls
£4.84
Retro Fizz Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with flying saucers, sherbert & popping candy
£4.84
Retro Fizz Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with flying saucers, sherbert & popping candy
£5.44
All American Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Reese's cups, oreo & marshmallow
£5.44
All American Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Reese's cups, oreo & marshmallow
£6.05
Joe's Jaffaero Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Jaffa cakes & chocolate Aero
£4.23
Joe's Jaffaero Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Jaffa cakes & chocolate Aero
£4.84
Bubbleicious Shake Regular
Bubblegum flavoured milkshake with parma violets & bubblegum sauce
£4.23
Bubbleicious Shake Large
Bubblegum flavoured milkshake with parma violets & bubblegum sauce
£4.84
Coffee Creme Shake Regular
Coffee flavoured milkshake, topped with whipped cream & Cadbury's flake
£3.63
Coffee Creme Shake Large
Coffee flavoured milkshake, topped with whipped cream & Cadbury's flake
£4.23
Big Joe's Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Yorkie, lion bar & shortbread
£4.84
Big Joe's Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Yorkie, lion bar & shortbread
£5.44
Cookie Monster Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with cookies whipped cream & chocolate chips
£3.63
Cookie Monster Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with cookies whipped cream & chocolate chips
£4.23
Fish & Chips Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with white chocolate fish & chips, whipped cream & fudge pieces
£4.23
Fish & Chips Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with white chocolate fish & chips, whipped cream & fudge pieces
£4.84
Chocolate Explosion Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake served with chocolate nibbles, choc lick, chocolate sauce sprinkled with chopped nuts & fudge pieces
£4.23
Chocolate Explosion Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake served with chocolate nibbles, choc lick, chocolate sauce sprinkled with chopped nuts & fudge pieces
£4.84
Cola Milkshake Regular
Cola flavoured milkshake
£4.23
Cola Milkshake Large
Cola flavoured milkshake
£4.84
Lotus Biscoff Biscuit Milkshake Regular
£3.50
Lotus Biscoff Biscuit Milkshake Large
£4.11
Caramac Shake Regular
Caramac chocolate
£3.63
Caramac Shake Large
Caramac chocolate
£4.62
Flat White Coffee Regular
£2.29
Flat White Coffee Large
£2.90
Cappuccino Regular
£2.29
Cappuccino Large
£2.90
Mocha Regular
£2.29
Mocha Large
£2.90
Americano Regular
£2.29
Americano Large
£2.90
Latte Regular
£2.29
Latte Large
£2.90
Instant Coffee Regular
£0.96
Instant Coffee Large
£1.57
Hot Chocolate Regular
£1.81
Hot Chocolate Large
£2.42
Signature Hot Chocoalte Regular
Served with sweatshirt whipped cream & marshmallows
£2.42
Signature Hot Chocoalte Large
Served with sweatshirt whipped cream & marshmallows
£3.02
Tea Regular
£0.96
Tea Large
£1.81
White hot Chocolat
£1.81
Signature white hot Chocolat
£2.42
Asian Tea Asian Tea Regular
Steamed milk tea
£1.65
Asian Tea Asian Tea Large
Steamed milk tea
£2.42
Chocolate Bar Galaxy
£0.82
Chocolate Bar Kit Kat
£0.82
Chocolate Bar Mars
£0.82
Chocolate Bar Snickers
£0.82
Chocolate Bar Star Bar
£0.82
Peanut Butter & Jelly Baguette
Hot baguette with peanut butter & strawberry jam
£4.23
Nutella On Bread
£2.66
Nutella On Toast
£2.66
Hot Apple Pie
Hot apple pie
£1.20
Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie 100ml
Chocolate ice cream with chocolate brownie pieces.
£6.65
Chocolate Fudge Brownie - Large
£7.86
Phish Food Regular
£6.65
Phish Food Large
£7.86
Cookie Dough Regular
£6.65
Cookie Dough Large
£7.86
Corn Dog
£1.98
Kids Box 1
Cold sandwich
Choice of sauce
Crisps
Carton drink
Choice of sauce
Crisps
Carton drink
£4.23
Kids Box 2
Hot sandwich
Choice of sauce
Crisps
Carton drink
Choice of sauce
Crisps
Carton drink
£4.23
4 Mini Pancakes
£3.30
6 Mini Pancakes
£4.40
8 Mini Pancakes
£4.95
Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough - 100ml
Vanilla ice cream with chunks of chocolate chip cookie dough.
£3.02
Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough Ice Cream 465 ml
Vanilla ice cream packed with delicious chocolate chip cookie dough.
£6.64
Ben & Jerry's Moo-phoria Salted Caramel Brownie - 465ml
Caramel ice cream with brownie pieces and a salted caramel swirl
£6.64
Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough - 465ml
Vanilla ice cream with chunks of chocolate chip cookie dough.
£6.64
Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie 465 ml
Chocolate ice cream crammed with delicious fudge brownies.
£6.64
Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake - 100ml
Strawberry cheesecake ice cream with strawberries & a thick graham cracker swirl.
£3.02
Ben & Jerry's Phish Food Ice Cream 465 ml
Chocolate ice cream crammed with delicious gooey marshmallow swirls, caramel swirls & chocolatey fish.
£6.64
Ben & Jerry's Caramel Chew Chew Ice Cream 100ml
Caramel ice cream with a caramel swirl & chocolatey covered caramel chunks.
£3.02
Chilled Bundle
£12.65
Contact Us
Find Us
1060 Middleton Road, Oldham, OL99RN
Opening Hours
Monday
08:30 - 13:00
Tuesday
08:30 - 13:00
Wednesday
08:30 - 13:00
Thursday
08:30 - 13:00
Friday
08:30 - 13:00
Saturday
08:30 - 13:00
Sunday
08:30 - 13:00
Please note, delivery times may vary.
We deliver to
M24, M35, M40, M9, OL1, OL11, OL2, OL8, OL9