About Us
Joes Diner is a Burgers takeaway in Oldham. Why don't you try our Lemon Cake Shake or Chocolate Bar?
Reviews
238 reviews
Antonia
"I always enjoy the breakfast sandwiches and coffee from here. Today was no exception. Delicious, as always."
22/09/2021
M
"Travelled all the way from bacup just for the milkshake! It’s absolutely brilliant. Not been here in 3 years to living too far. This place still bangs! If your ever in middleton this is the place."
17/09/2021
Anthony
"Always the best breakfast in oldham from this place always sorts a hangover out"
31/08/2021
Holly
"Was missing one pot of beans I paid for on one of the make your own box but apart from that can’t fault the food and fast delivery time"
07/08/2021
Menu
Monster Energy 500ml Can
£2.00
Monster Mango Loco 500ml Can
£2.00
Coca-Cola Original Taste 330ml Can
£1.10
Coca-Cola Original Taste 500ml Bottle
£1.65
Diet Coke 330ml Can
£0.77
Fanta Orange 330ml Can
£1.32
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml Can
£1.32
San Pellegrino - 0.33L
£1.32
Relentless
£1.10
Lucozade Orange
£1.43
Lucozade Original
£1.43
Water
£0.99
Fresh Juice Apple
£0.88
Fresh Juice Orange
£0.88
Vimto - 0.33L
£1.32
Fentimans Cola
£1.71
Joe's Classic Burger Regular
Single steak burger with cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£3.08
Joe's Classic Burger Meal
Single steak burger with cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£3.96
Joe's Double Burger Regular
Double steak burger with cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£3.85
Joe's Double Burger Meal
Double steak burger with cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.73
Joe's Double Bacon Burger Regular
Double steak burger with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.18
Joe's Double Bacon Burger Meal
Double steak burger with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£5.06
Joe's Chaddy Cheese Burger Regular
Double steak burger with our special homemade smokehouse sauce, American cheese, lettuce, onion rings, red onion & tomato
£4.18
Joe's Chaddy Cheese Burger Meal
Double steak burger with our special homemade smokehouse sauce, American cheese, lettuce, onion rings, red onion & tomato
£5.06
Joe's Double BBQ Burger Regular
Double steak burger with our own bbq sauce, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£3.85
Joe's Double BBQ Burger Meal
Double steak burger with our own bbq sauce, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.73
Joe's Chicken Burger Regular
Fresh chicken breast chargrilled with lettuce, red onion & tomato
£3.30
Joe's Chicken Burger Meal
Fresh chicken breast chargrilled with lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.18
Joe's Chicken Cheese Burger Regular
Fresh chicken breast chargrilled with American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£3.74
Joe's Chicken Cheese Burger Meal
Fresh chicken breast chargrilled with American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£4.18
Joe's JFC Burger Regular
Fresh chicken deep fried in our special fried chicken mix with American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£3.80
Joe's JFC Burger Meal
Fresh chicken deep fried in our special fried chicken mix with American cheese, lettuce, red onion & tomato
£5.06
Chicken & Bacon Regular
£3.30
Chicken & Bacon Baguette
£3.96
Chicken Regular
£2.86
Chicken Baguette
£3.52
Steak Regular
£3.08
Steak Baguette
£3.74
Steak, Onions & Mushrooms Regular
£3.74
Steak, Onions & Mushrooms Baguette
£4.18
Chaddy Cheese Steak Regular
Steak, onions, mushrooms, cheese & our famous smokehouse sauce
£4.07
Chaddy Cheese Steak Baguette
Steak, onions, mushrooms, cheese & our famous smokehouse sauce
£4.73
Peri Peri Chicken Regular
£3.52
Peri Peri Chicken Baguette
£4.18
Reggea Reggea Chicken Regular
£3.52
Reggea Reggea Chicken Baguette
£4.18
Chicken Teriyaki Regular
£3.08
Chicken Teriyaki Baguette
£3.74
Bacon Regular
£2.42
Bacon Large
£2.97
Bacon Toast
£3.19
Bacon Baguette
£3.63
Bacon & Egg Regular
£2.86
Bacon & Egg Large
£3.30
Bacon & Egg Toast
£3.63
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£3.96
Bacon & Sausage Regular
£2.97
Bacon & Sausage Large
£3.41
Bacon & Sausage Toast
£3.74
Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£4.07
Bacon, Sausage & Egg Regular
£3.41
Bacon, Sausage & Egg Large
£3.85
Bacon, Sausage & Egg Toast
£4.18
Bacon, Sausage & Egg Baguette
£4.51
Bacon & Cheese Regular
£2.75
Bacon & Cheese Large
£3.30
Bacon & Cheese Toast
£3.52
Bacon & Cheese Baguette
£3.85
Bacon, Cheese & Egg Regular
£3.19
Bacon, Cheese & Egg Large
£3.63
Bacon, Cheese & Egg Toast
£3.96
Bacon, Cheese & Egg Baguette
£4.29
Bacon & Mushroom Regular
£2.75
Bacon & Mushroom Large
£3.19
Bacon & Mushroom Toast
£3.52
Bacon & Mushroom Baguette
£3.85
Bacon & Black Pudding Regular
£2.86
Bacon & Black Pudding Large
£3.30
Bacon & Black Pudding Toast
£3.63
Bacon & Black Pudding Baguette
£3.96
Spam Regular
£2.42
Spam Large
£3.08
Spam Toast
£3.19
Spam Baguette
£3.74
Spam & Bacon Regular
£2.97
Spam & Bacon Large
£3.41
Spam & Bacon Toast
£3.74
Spam & Bacon Baguette
£4.07
Spam & Sausage Regular
£2.97
Spam & Sausage Large
£3.41
Spam & Sausage Toast
£3.74
Spam & Sausage Baguette
£4.07
Spam, Bacon, Sausage & Egg Regular
£3.96
Spam, Bacon, Sausage & Egg Large
£4.40
Spam, Bacon, Sausage & Egg Toast
£4.73
Spam, Bacon, Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.06
Spam & Egg Regular
£2.86
Spam & Egg Large
£3.30
Spam & Egg Toast
£3.63
Spam & Egg Baguette
£3.96
Spam & Mushroom Regular
£2.86
Spam & Mushroom Large
£3.30
Spam & Mushroom Toast
£3.74
Spam & Mushroom Baguette
£3.96
Spam & Cheese Regular
£2.86
Spam & Cheese Large
£3.30
Spam & Cheese Toast
£3.63
Spam & Cheese Baguette
£3.96
Sausage Regular
£2.42
Sausage Large
£2.86
Sausage Toast
£3.19
Sausage Baguette
£3.52
Sausage & Egg Regular
£2.97
Sausage & Egg Large
£3.41
Sausage & Egg Toast
£3.74
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£4.07
Sausage & Mushroom Regular
£2.97
Sausage & Mushroom Large
£3.30
Sausage & Mushroom Toast
£3.74
Sausage & Mushroom Baguette
£4.07
Sausage & Cheese Regular
£2.86
Sausage & Cheese Large
£3.30
Sausage & Cheese Toast
£3.74
Sausage & Cheese Baguette
£3.96
Egg Regular
£1.98
Egg Large
£2.42
Egg Toast
£2.75
Egg Baguette
£3.08
Scrambled Egg Regular
£2.42
Scrambled Egg Large
£2.86
Scrambled Egg Toast
£3.19
Scrambled Egg Baguette
£3.52
Cheese Regular
£2.20
Cheese Large
£2.64
Cheese Toast
£2.97
Cheese Baguette
£3.30
Peanut Butter and Jam - Baguette
Real crunchy peanut butter covered in strawberry jam served on a warm buttered baguette
£3.30
Make Your Own Box
The Stack
2 x Sausage, 2 x bacon, egg, cheese & hash brown served on a large white muffin
£3.96
The Big Stack
2 x Bacon, 2 x sausage, spam, egg, cheese & 2 x hash browns served on a large white muffin
£4.62
The Mega Stack
3 x Sausage, 3 x bacon, spam, cheese, egg & 2 x hash browns served on a large white muffin
£5.39
Club Sandwich Mayonnaise
Chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, served on 3 slices of toast with an option of mayonnaise or salad cream
£4.29
Club Sandwich Salad Cream
Chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, served on 3 slices of toast with an option of mayonnaise or salad cream
£4.29
Ham Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.20
Ham Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.41
Ham & Egg Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.64
Ham & Egg Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.63
Ham & Tomato Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.42
Ham & Tomato Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.41
Ham & Cheese Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.64
Ham & Cheese Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.63
Ham Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.64
Ham Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.63
Ham Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Muffin
£2.86
Ham Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Baguette
£3.85
Cheese Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.20
Cheese Cold Buffet Baguette
£2.97
Cheese Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.42
Cheese Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.41
Cheese Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Muffin
£2.86
Cheese Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Baguette
£3.85
Dry Tuna Cold Buffet Muffin
£1.98
Dry Tuna Cold Buffet Baguette
£2.97
Tuna Mayonnaise Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.09
Tuna Mayonnaise Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.08
Tuna Mayo & Cheese Melt Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.53
Tuna Mayo & Cheese Melt Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.52
Tuna Mayo Crunch Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.53
Tuna Mayo Crunch Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.52
Chicken Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.20
Chicken Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.19
Chicken Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.64
Chicken Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.63
Chicken Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Muffin
£2.86
Chicken Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Baguette
£3.85
Chicken & Stuffing Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.42
Chicken & Stuffing Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.41
Chicken in Sweet Chilli Sauce Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.31
Chicken in Sweet Chilli Sauce Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.30
Chicken Goujon (Hot) Cold Buffet Muffin
£3.08
Chicken Goujon (Hot) Cold Buffet Baguette
£4.07
Chicken & Chorizo (Hot) Cold Buffet Muffin
£3.08
Chicken & Chorizo (Hot) Cold Buffet Baguette
£4.07
BLT Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.53
BLT Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.19
Beef Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.42
Beef Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.19
Beef Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.64
Beef Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.63
Beef Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Muffin
£2.86
Beef Salad Cold Buffet with Egg Baguette
£3.85
Egg Cold Buffet Muffin
£1.98
Egg Cold Buffet Baguette
£2.97
Egg Mayo Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.20
Egg Mayo Cold Buffet Baguette
£2.75
Egg Salad Cold Buffet Muffin
£2.64
Egg Salad Cold Buffet Baguette
£3.19
Salad Box Plain Cold Buffet
£2.75
Salad Cold Buffet Cheese
£3.41
Salad Cold Buffet Meats
£3.41
Chips
Option for - Chunky chips OR fries
£1.98
Chips & Gravy
£2.86
Chips & Curry
£3.08
Cheesy Chips
£2.42
Chips & Beans
£2.86
Cheese Chips & Beans
£3.30
Cheesy Chips & Curry
£3.74
Sausage, Chips & Gravy
£3.52
Sausage, Chips & Curry
£3.52
Pie & Chips
£3.30
Meat & Potato Pie
£1.65
Meat Pie
£1.65
Cheese & Onion Pie
£1.65
Steak & Kidney Pie
£1.65
Cheesy Nachos
£3.41
Salty Nachos
£3.41
Crisps Cheese and onion
£0.66
Crisps Ready salted
£0.66
Crisps Salt and vinegar
£0.66
Bacon Mushrooms
£2.86
Sausage and Mushroom
£2.86
Potato Cakes x2 & Eggs x2
£2.75
Crumpets (2) & Eggs (2)
£3.08
Crumpets with Jam
£3.08
Large Buttered Muffin
£0.66
4oz Tub of Beans
£0.77
4oz Tub of Chopped Tinned Tomatoes
£0.77
Dip BBQ
£0.55
Dip Brown
£0.55
Dip Buffalo
£0.55
Dip Garlic Mayonnaise
£0.55
Dip Jerk
£0.55
Dip Mango Pineapple & Habanero
£0.55
Dip Mayonnaise
£0.55
Dip Peri Peri
£0.55
Dip Salad Cream
£0.55
Dip Smoke House
£0.55
Dip Sriracha
£0.55
Dip Sweet Chilli
£0.55
Dip Teriyaki
£0.55
Dip Tomato Ketchup
£0.55
Dip Yoghurt & Mint
£0.55
Belgium Waffles 2 Pieces
Hot
£3.30
Belgium Waffles 3 Pieces
Hot
£4.29
Belgium Waffles 4 Pieces
Hot
£5.06
Strawberry Classic Shake Regular
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
£3.30
Strawberry Classic Shake Large
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
£3.85
Chocolate Classic Shake Regular
£3.30
Chocolate Classic Shake Large
£3.85
Banana Classic Shake Regular
£3.30
Banana Classic Shake Large
£3.85
Joe's Classic Shake Regular
Any 1 chocolate bar with vanilla ice cream
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
£3.30
Joe's Classic Shake Large
Any 1 chocolate bar with vanilla ice cream
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
Additional chocolate bar 50p extra
£3.85
Strawberry Shortcake Shake Regular
Strawberry milkshake with milky bar & shortbread
£3.85
Strawberry Shortcake Shake Large
Strawberry milkshake with milky bar & shortbread
£4.40
Bananarama Shake Regular
Banana milkshake with milky bar & shortbread
£3.85
Bananarama Shake Large
Banana milkshake with milky bar & shortbread
£4.40
Eastern Delight Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Turkish delight & bounty
£4.40
Eastern Delight Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Turkish delight & bounty
£4.95
Joe's Supreme Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Ferrero Rocher, fresh strawberries & Cadbury's flake
£4.95
Joe's Supreme Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Ferrero Rocher, fresh strawberries & Cadbury's flake
£5.50
The Pink Pig Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with pink pigs & strawberry skulls
£3.85
The Pink Pig Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with pink pigs & strawberry skulls
£4.40
Retro Fizz Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with flying saucers, sherbert & popping candy
£4.40
Retro Fizz Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with flying saucers, sherbert & popping candy
£4.95
All American Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Reese's cups, oreo & marshmallow
£4.95
All American Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Reese's cups, oreo & marshmallow
£5.50
Joe's Jaffaero Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Jaffa cakes & chocolate Aero
£3.85
Joe's Jaffaero Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Jaffa cakes & chocolate Aero
£4.40
Bubbleicious Shake Regular
Bubblegum flavoured milkshake with parma violets & bubblegum sauce
£3.85
Bubbleicious Shake Large
Bubblegum flavoured milkshake with parma violets & bubblegum sauce
£4.40
Coffee Creme Shake Regular
Coffee flavoured milkshake, topped with whipped cream & Cadbury's flake
£3.30
Coffee Creme Shake Large
Coffee flavoured milkshake, topped with whipped cream & Cadbury's flake
£3.85
Big Joe's Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with Yorkie, lion bar & shortbread
£4.40
Big Joe's Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with Yorkie, lion bar & shortbread
£4.95
Cookie Monster Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with cookies whipped cream & chocolate chips
£3.30
Cookie Monster Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with cookies whipped cream & chocolate chips
£3.85
Fish & Chips Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake with white chocolate fish & chips, whipped cream & fudge pieces
£3.85
Fish & Chips Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake with white chocolate fish & chips, whipped cream & fudge pieces
£4.40
Chocolate Explosion Shake Regular
Vanilla milkshake served with chocolate nibbles, choc lick, chocolate sauce sprinkled with chopped nuts & fudge pieces
£3.85
Chocolate Explosion Shake Large
Vanilla milkshake served with chocolate nibbles, choc lick, chocolate sauce sprinkled with chopped nuts & fudge pieces
£4.40
Cola Milkshake Regular
Cola flavoured milkshake
£3.85
Cola Milkshake Large
Cola flavoured milkshake
£4.40
Lotus Biscoff Biscuit Milkshake Regular
£3.19
Lotus Biscoff Biscuit Milkshake Large
£3.74
Flat White Coffee Regular
£2.09
Flat White Coffee Large
£2.64
Cappuccino Regular
£2.09
Cappuccino Large
£2.64
Mocha Regular
£2.09
Mocha Large
£2.64
Americano Regular
£2.09
Americano Large
£2.64
Latte Regular
£2.09
Latte Large
£2.64
Instant Coffee Regular
£0.88
Instant Coffee Large
£1.43
Hot Chocolate Regular
£1.65
Hot Chocolate Large
£2.20
Signature Hot Chocoalte Regular
Served with sweatshirt whipped cream & marshmallows
£2.20
Signature Hot Chocoalte Large
Served with sweatshirt whipped cream & marshmallows
£2.75
Tea Regular
£0.88
Tea Large
£1.65
White hot Chocolat
£1.65
Signature white hot Chocolat
£2.20
Asian Tea Asian Tea Regular
Steamed milk tea
£1.50
Asian Tea Asian Tea Large
Steamed milk tea
£2.20
Chocolate Bar Galaxy
£0.75
Chocolate Bar Kit Kat
£0.75
Chocolate Bar Mars
£0.75
Chocolate Bar Snickers
£0.75
Chocolate Bar Star Bar
£0.75
Peanut Butter & Jelly Baguette
Hot baguette with peanut butter & strawberry jam
£3.85
Nutella On Bread
£2.42
Nutella On Toast
£2.42
Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie 100ml
Chocolate ice cream with chocolate brownie pieces.
£6.05
Chocolate Fudge Brownie - Large
£7.15
Phish Food Regular
£6.05
Phish Food Large
£7.15
Strawberry Cheesecake Regular
£6.05
Strawberry Cheesecake Large
£7.15
Cookie Dough Regular
£6.05
Cookie Dough Large
£7.15
Corn Dog
£1.80
Kids Box 1
Cold sandwich
Choice of sauce
Crisps
Carton drink
Choice of sauce
Crisps
Carton drink
£3.85
Kids Box 2
Hot sandwich
Choice of sauce
Crisps
Carton drink
Choice of sauce
Crisps
Carton drink
£3.85
4 Mini Pancakes
£3.00
6 Mini Pancakes
£4.00
8 Mini Pancakes
£4.50
Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough - 100ml
Vanilla ice cream with chunks of chocolate chip cookie dough.
£2.75
Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough Ice Cream 465 ml
Vanilla ice cream packed with delicious chocolate chip cookie dough.
£6.04
Ben & Jerry's Moo-phoria Salted Caramel Brownie - 465ml
Caramel ice cream with brownie pieces and a salted caramel swirl
£6.04
Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough - 465ml
Vanilla ice cream with chunks of chocolate chip cookie dough.
£6.04
Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie 465 ml
Chocolate ice cream crammed with delicious fudge brownies.
£6.04
Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake - 100ml
Strawberry cheesecake ice cream with strawberries & a thick graham cracker swirl.
£2.75
Ben & Jerry's Phish Food Ice Cream 465 ml
Chocolate ice cream crammed with delicious gooey marshmallow swirls, caramel swirls & chocolatey fish.
£6.04
Ben & Jerry's Caramel Chew Chew Ice Cream 100ml
Caramel ice cream with a caramel swirl & chocolatey covered caramel chunks.
£2.75
Chilled Bundle
£11.50
Contact Us
Find Us
1060 Middleton Road, Oldham, OL99RN
Opening Hours
Monday
08:30 - 13:00
Tuesday
08:30 - 13:00
Wednesday
08:30 - 13:00
Thursday
08:30 - 13:00
Friday
08:30 - 13:00
Saturday
08:30 - 13:00
Sunday
08:30 - 13:00
Please note, delivery times may vary.
We deliver to
M24, M35, M40, M9, OL1, OL11, OL2, OL8, OL9